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Hello There Children!
What's happertaining this fine evening? I'm back. Anyone miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
Who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
who who
who who
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
Im a guy
who loves this place, but got busy with work and moving and running pubs, but now I have a sweet job at the YMCA, so I now have time to be here.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
Pete Townsend eat your heart out

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
JMG's fault.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
Oh it's always your fault.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
Do you have the same style and Friz and Devil Duck?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
no
I do not
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
Who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
alright chef

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
Very much so.
I counted the hours until you returned.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
oh you
thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
i hope you fucking die

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
Don't lash out, he might want to board the SSG Boat of Sadness.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
he can go fuck himself,
fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
I'll tell him we're full then.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
Really?
What have I done to deserve this?
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
you fucking know,
prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
Did you put the tampon in the wrong hole today?
Or is it just because I make you feel inadequate?
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
you fucking know what you did.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
I've cooked 40 roast dinners and I have the most ridiculous hangover ever.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
i only did thirty roast dinners today,
i feel cuckolded, roast-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
I only cook on Sundays cos it's the chef's day off and the landlady asked very nicely. I'm a barmaid normally.
We did twenty desserts aswell. Unusual for a Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
This is grrrrreat.
www.boston.com/lifestyle/relationships/blog/2009/06/allergic_to_grilled_cheese.html
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
Oh, that's fantastic! I assumed it was a secret online code for blowjob, but evidently either they're
too thick to see it, or the man is clearly mental.

edit: I have a mate who had this problem. He married, and has two kids, but presumably no grilled cheese sarnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
I think a lot of people have the problem really, but it's just a bigger issue for him and he's decided to do sth about it. Good for him.
I reckon that in a relationship sometimes you should do things that are not your favourite because your partner enjoys them whether that's sexual or not. But then also you shouldn't pressure your partner into sth you know they hate. But then again, could grilled cheese sandwiches really be a deal breaker?
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
Oh yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
Really?
Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)
My mate had a really tough decision to make, but I can't imagine being in a
'lie back and think of England' relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
But grilled cheese is just one item on the menu. Maybe the chef has other specialities?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
Not with my mate she didn't :(

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
Oh that's different. That's the chef going on strike which is unacceptable.
Just not wanting to make grilled cheese is different I reckon if other meals are available.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
I know that feeling
And I feel your pain
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)
Cooking for one eh?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)