*puts a toothpick in my mouth, vertically on my tongue so one end is poking out my mouth**uses tongue to rotate the toothpick, like hillbillies do in those old movies*
*accidentally spears the roof my mouth*
*goes to yell in pain, but the tongue scratches against the other end of the toothpick, cutting open the tongue and forcing it further into the roof of the mouth*
*begins chocking on the blood*
*tries to retrieve toothpick with my hand*
*blood making it too slippery*
*manages to snap toothpick and accidentally swallows the broken half*
*half the broken toothpick lotches in throat*
*flails around in bloody pain*
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:53,
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