This has been exposed as a lie.

( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)

It's true, the lady Clendrix intercepted my messages that I was sending from Hull
I was using a proxy to make me look Parisian, I'm actually a chip shop owner in Hull.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)

Which proved to be problematic when I arranged to meet him in Paris.
Who cooked the chips?
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

I got Big Geoff to do the chips
He's a mean man with a chip pan but he's a shit with haddock. And his pies leave MUCH to be desired
( Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)

Hmmm, chips you say?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

Chips Doubler
CHIPS
( Theoban What of it, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)