But surely it should be based on true measures of Britishness
Like 'Who won Big Brother 4?' or 'Who does Ian Rush say that you won't even be good enough to play for if you don't drink lots of milk?'
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:24,
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snap.
that's why I'm going to dynamite the border
but obviously stay on the English side
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:22,
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