I failed.
I quite like my bottom and knockers. Will this answer do?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

Why not your fanny? Does it look like a dog sneezing into the wind?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

I like my fanny, yes.
But that wasn't what was asked. My fanny is a smashing orangey bit indeed.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)