hehe, mongy's advice stopped it dead :D
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( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

Is this the same stalker as the corkboard back-head collector?
Or are you gathering a flock of stalkers?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

nah two different ones.
corkbaord was when I was about 19, she was 17. She lived opposite me and used to watch me undress and stuff. I only found out about this about a year into her doing it.

I went up to her and asked her to stop and she screamed in my face and started crying like a child whose dad has just been found hung. Everyone looked at me like I just punched her or something.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

I bet you used to clean the car in hotpants
YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

Oooh no...I dropped my towel again oh no...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)