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haha
did you get Surprise Yiffed? :P
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
actually yes, I got my hair scratched by people and a fat girl rubbed up against my leg like a cat and everyone laughed
There was no booze so I threatened some guy to give me all of his weed. The only way I could deal with it was to smoke 6 joints and get inside a cupboard.
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
Sir, you live the life us ordinary folk can only dream of

(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
I'd rather not even have dreams like that,
and I thought my dreams were pretty damn weird already.
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
You don't dream of catladies rubbing themselves on you?
Weirdo
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
I have got twat-nav
I always get myself into retarded stuff like this :(
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
still, makes for a good story

(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
eeek
:(
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)