put your illegal immigrant mate back on the banana boat and send him back to his wigwam in jumbly-lumbly land
I PAY MY TAXES, MY GRANDAD FOUGHT IN THE WAR etc etc
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

HE'S LEGAL
You protests-too-much shitcunt fuckwad winkwank splurgemaster
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

I realised today my missus is technically an illegal immigrant
true story
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

You failed to pay her import costs
you sad thai bride importing tosser.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

that made in china thing, don't worry about it, just a tradestamp

( mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)

I just realised my last one was technically an illegal immigrant too
maybe it's a conspiracy and they're using me to enter the UK in the sexiest way possible
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

hahahahahahahaha
you have a missus.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)