My godfather you mean?
He had a fight with my dad then decided not to give me the flat.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

DON'T RUIN MY TROLLING WITH FACTS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)

I hope it went something like
"Why are you buying my daughter an apartment? Are you trying to apologise for something? Wha... holy fuck, that blood in her knickers after her 7th birthday party was you, wasn't it! Oh God, I'm going to be sick, you're trying to buy her silence, Janice, bring me the phone, I'm calling the police..."

And behind it was you, makeup streaming down your face, bawling your eyes out and stamping your foot crying "but DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD, it's a REAAAALLLLY NIIIIICE APARRRRTMEEENNNNNNT"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

because he won and got the choice?
get Mr Myagi to boost up your dad's skillz and dat. :)
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)