I have good skills in bullshitting, so selling stuff or becoming an MP.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

you do a mean line in red kitchens

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

Too right.
Y'know, if it's was a glass red kitchen for example, I'd probably tell 'em it's gorgeous. That'll sell the fucker.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)

i read that as red knickers.
I need to stay in more.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 21:13, archived)