If you worked near a theme park
would you buy a season ticket and try to get a ride in every lunch time?
( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

No
He'd bitch about all the noise
( applehead herp derp, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

YOU would.
A ride on the children, that is. You fucking paedo-goblin.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

IS THERE NO END TO THESE SWEEPING CHANGES?!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

It's shit, Jumangi.
What can we do?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

Arson!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

Is that what you would do?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

Yes I would

( SuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

Yes.
Most definitely. In fact, if it was close enough, I would wi-fi-work from the roller coaster. With a flask of coffee so I would never have to leave. Also a battery powered George Foreman, and a mini fridge so I can cook burgers while on the rollercoaster too.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

bet you'd go on the loop-de-loop
and at the bottom you'd squirt ketchup up in the air and at the top of the loop you'd catch it in the burger bun like a baseball glove.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

FUCK YEAH!
I would have an onion cannon too.
( chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)