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Today I was in Poundland and I saw this really hot girl and she was a page three girl but one of the good ones not one of the stupid looking ones with a small chin. Her chin was massive well not massive just right.
Anyway I totally wanted to fuck her in the pussyhole with my cockling. So I got near her and picked up something from the shelf in POUND land and said "I WONDER HOW MUCH THIS IS??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!" and she laughed and then I said "Do you want to come to my house????" and she said "YES"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I went home and she came to my home on the bus with me and then we had sex and my mum made her tea we had peanut butter and chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
In other words, you looked at this girl and had an epileptic fit on the floor, ruining your trousers with mulitple fluids in the process?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
you're such a liar
what sort of idiot would eat peanut butter and chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
if you were having chicken satay

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
yum.
Anyone fancy some? I'm cooking!
(I helped save b3ta! chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
Think about what forum you're asking that question on.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
a little bit of peanut butter added to a bit of red curry is nice

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
pimms and vodka makes an alright cocktail

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
and lemonade
you are just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
i dont know whats the matter with me :(((

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

ask a forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
shant. youre not my real dad

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
WHY DOSN'T CHICKEN TASTE LIKE EGG??????????!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
it does
you're just sniffing it wrong
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
two of my fb friends have become fans of "antibacterial hand gel"
im puzzled and saddened
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
i take it you are not friends with Abu Hamza or Alison Lapper

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
maybe they like hands that are not just clean, but hygenically clean?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
I reckon it's the awesome feeling of the dissolving alcohol.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
What've you got against it, you dirty pikey?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
Some of my friends have become friends of that.
FB has gone to shit recently.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
Well?
How much was it?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
Really.
I had lunch with Shergar, Elvis and Robert Mugabe today, but your story is much better.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
What kind of restaurant lets a horse in?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
French ones
on the plate
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
A local Glasgow bylaw states that all resturaunts must be horse-friendly
I'm surprised you've never heard of this.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
We're so far behind down here :(

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
I bet your bill was fucking massive

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
Why do you say that?



go on, go on, do it.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
Because Shergar would eat like a horse

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
Hohohohohohoho
Roffle!
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
"...and that's how I met your mother"

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)

yeah, see, ok
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)