I can assure you that defense will not stand up in court.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

That's true
But since when are you prosecuted for being old?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Do you not understand the joke?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

Unfortunately, I did the second that I posted that reply.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

She's getting on a bit these days...

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

It depends on how close the relative was.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)