I've been in work an hour
and already I'm bored so much I think I may soil myself just for something to do...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)

Chew your arm off

after that, kills some time that one.
( diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)

But I need both my arms
for beating the chavs at the train station when I go home...I'd rather do something that doesn't involve removing limbs...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

beat them
with your arm
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)

Shit your leg off

( Zuowan, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)