The idea of EVE appeals to me
But then I look at actual gameplay videos and it just appears to be MICROSOFT EXCEL: IN SPACE!
( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)

Quick! EXCELLERATE!
We need more fuel CELLS!
We explore un-PIECHARTed space.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)

affirmative.
It's a nice game, the devs/mods are lazy cunts and thus everyone gets away with everything, even blatant exploiting. Then of course the developers were found to be cheating themselves and it very quickly lost any appeal.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)