I don't think I should trust online translators with pink flowery backgrounds

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)

I use them all the time and mine is perfect, see?

potrzebuj (chcie) eby ka mój *penis* do mojego *anus* i wygina (wygicie) nad tak (wic) wygldam jak filiank herbaty
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)

yeah, I'd add a bit more flour and it'll probably come together

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)

That made me do a LOL
GrrrMachine will be turning in his grave.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

From trying to do what it says?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)

The one I used didn't recognise pest
Or willy. Or cock. Or smother.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)

I'd write it like this:
"Rooms to let in XXXXXXXXXXX, £xxx a month plus bills, Polish welcome"

Most of them will speak, read and write better english than the inhabitants of Leeds.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)