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I need to fill two rooms in my house
I tried gumtree/unipol etcetera and have returned very little. what would you do? I'm a bit lost to be honest :(
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
fill them with Smash

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
just detach any excess rooms from the house
i can't see it being that hard
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
Scrunch up lots of newspaper and put it in the room.
that should fill it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
FILL THEM WITH FAECES

this is going to be the slogan of my new sandwich shop
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
local newspapers usually
thye help
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
Expanding foam?

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
Try old man collecting.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
Or learn how to write 'Rooms for let' and the details in Polish
and stick it up in the newsagents windows.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
A good idea.
I can help.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)

Dwa miejsca do wynajcia rezygnowa niezmiernie pomaracza czowiek. 250 miesic , jeden miesic zastaw. Nie Polacy
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
How do you say 'big titted girls only'?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
Hmmm.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
does it make any sense?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
Let's just say 'Not really'
It looks like you've put equivalent words together, or taken it from a very literal internet translator. The gist of it might be there, but it's not right.
And in fact bollocks
(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
I don't think I should trust online translators with pink flowery backgrounds

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
I use them all the time and mine is perfect, see?

potrzebuj (chcie) eby ka mój *penis* do mojego *anus* i wygina (wygicie) nad tak (wic) wygldam jak filiank herbaty
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
yeah, I'd add a bit more flour and it'll probably come together

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
That made me do a LOL
GrrrMachine will be turning in his grave.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
From trying to do what it says?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)
The one I used didn't recognise pest
Or willy. Or cock. Or smother.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
I'd write it like this:
"Rooms to let in XXXXXXXXXXX, £xxx a month plus bills, Polish welcome"

Most of them will speak, read and write better english than the inhabitants of Leeds.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
haha
the only bits of that I can read are "pomaracza" and "Nie Polacy", but it's enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
Been shopping at Lidl I reckon.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
I speak maybe a couple of words of Polish
but this is the best post.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
Put a sign up in the Jobcentre

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
this sounds good

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
JOB FOR ROOM AND BOARD
37.5h WORKING WEEK
RUB ME WITH CUPRINOL
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
Fill them with bees
and feast on lovely honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
fill it with dying in a ditch

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
It really grinds my gears when someone posts up a picture on /board with no title or content other than just the picture.
And then all the regulars ooh and caw at how wonderfully new-age it is that they don't have to bother speaking to the people that reply, but instead throw them a picture from atop their ivory tower and let the poor little posters clap with glee before putting it on the popular page.

LOOK AT ME, I DREW A PICTURE, YOU'RE ALL CUNTS, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF IT BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE, JUST PUT IT ON THE POPULAR PAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
haha,
too much of a pussy to post this over on /board or did you just reply in the wrong tab?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
Neither.
Just incoherently voicing my heated, salty opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
It would be true bravery to post that on /board

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
you could always just link to his post here
in a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
By all means.
I'm not having a go at anyone in particular, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
Internet is not serious business.
Breathe deeply.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
I regularly reply to people in my image threads
Other's post pictures on their break and don't have time to reply to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
No no, I mean things like
this. Where the poster just posts the picture, with no subject or other content in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
ooh, nice tracing

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
the picture is the content.
I'm not sure what the problem is.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
It just seems a little arrogant to me that someone posts a picture, lets everyone gasp and clap in astonishment
and then just disappears until the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
oh well.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
That isn't even anything.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
mictoboy, isn't it?
to be expected.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
I like to give a step by step report on how the idea come to me in the subject line
Then before I post the message I like to prep and wallpaper paste my monitor so everything will stay.

After the first 3 replies telling me how funny it was I brush my monitor to get rid of air bubbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
calm down and have some bacon wheat crunchies

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
this

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
OH GOD YES.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
It's because people don't want to be kept awake all night with your streetlight-like orange glow

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
don't you live near piston and woodside now?
just imagine how awesome it'd be if you all lived in the same house
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
Loot in an area of conflict.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
Have one room for stray dogs, they other for stray cats.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
Broker peace deals in the kitchen.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
I'd put in a glass square about 1 meter up between the rooms so they can jump at each other, trying to look into each other's space.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
Are you at uni?
Advertise on the notice boards and on student housing websites.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
Most people would have gone home for the summer, that's the problem he's having I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
Shout into a bucket.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
Hold a farmer's potatoes to ransom.
Insist that if he does not find you two suitable housemates in a week's time, you will squeeze his potatoes.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
Scream at clouds.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
Hold a whisk in the air.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
Wear a hat.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
Turn one into a gas chamber.
Enter this room.
It's for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
just put friz's cheeks in there

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
Put little cards up in phoneboxes.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
Where?
How much?
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
You want to live with Rik!!?!?
Now, this would be an epic sitcom.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)