I'M OFF TO INDIA ON FRIDAY

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR GAP YEAR RESULTS

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)

If you see any elephants with big ears there
they're imposters and should be shot immediately.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

In my pyjamas?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

With one of those massive trumpet shaped rifles.
Bonus points for yelling, "TALLY HO!" as you do.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)

I'M GOING TO HANG OUT WITH THESE PARTY ANIMALS
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Muslim_men_bombay1867.jpg
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)