Yes.Another reason why none of you fall out with me as much these days is because you can't huddle your fat selves into groups, like you used to.
Especially now Mykey has me on uber-dooper block. He was practically a shoe-in.
I'm prepared to offer myself now as the VICTOR in the fight against miserable, fat people's internet.
No longer do you people have to suffer the indignation of turning up on the internet to read about some fat fucker's day on World of Warcraft.
No longer must you sit here and wait out the time between the start of a lunch thread, and the long, tedious drawn out process whilst a man in the Midlands goes through the contents of a Heinz tinned pudding.
NO LONGER must you fear coming in at night to find four to five fuller-cheeked, muffin hipped internet w4rlords using their best comic book insults on your hero.
JMG has won.
Another victory over shit people's internet. *JMG Anthem*
Everybody on your feet.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:39,
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What about a skinny fuck's day on World of Warcraft?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:40,
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There's remnants of dull remaining, DG.But in time we, the better internet hope to eradicate such practices through the introduction of sexier internet, and GMoS Thursday.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:42,
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Jammy, you will also be please that I got a 1st round 13 second KO with Hatton vs Manny on FN4(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:44,
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That's very impressive, yes.I've hardly had a crack at it.
However I'm a three belt holder. I could attach them all together and sell them to ********.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:45,
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It was a mighty RB Left Hook fluke. It's only the demo. I may still have to buy.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:47,
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I played that on the demoand hardly grazed the opponent.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:47,
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I was playing the demo too.It's all about just holding down R1 and left hook right hook left hook right hook and then finishing with uppercuts. jabs does fuck all :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:48,
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PLANTIN' ME FLAG MAN JIMMY NAIL PET.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:42,
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Why did you explode at me?Everybody has said similar at some point.
Friz :(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:44,
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I do apologiseI can't believe that was March 08 though. I thought it was like, 2006. There we go.
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i can fall out with you if you likehow does it work? i imagine it's like professional wrestling, we discuss before hand on msn roughly how it's going to go and then we head over to /talk to duke it out?
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well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:42,
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Have they brought the coffin out yet?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:42,
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How do new 'whose name I'm not sure is racist or not so I won't say anything as that might make me a racist' person(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:46,
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Oh splendid stuff!Top notch internet ribaldry and messageboard banter.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:51,
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Crusty rolls from Morrisons are disappointing :((
executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:46,
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did you check the date on them first?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:48,
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Fresh as a daisyIf the daisies were fresh out of the oven.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:50,
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Oh JMG, this made me smile a bit.MORE HAPPY PLEASE.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:49,
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I AM A 37 YEAR OLD MAN GOING DANCING/ac
I was going to say "I am delighted" but this seems equally appropriate.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:49,
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