Sadly I cannot put you in touch with the one they call "The Goat".
However, I bid you good luck in your quest. May your britches ooze with satisfaction and may the rain of good fortune splatter your glasses.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

I read that as "may your bitches ooze with satisfaction" and couldn't decide if that was arousing or gross.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)