Cocknubbins when did this occur??
Just logged on for first time in, like, evaaar. Please distil the last 5 years of b3ta into a single rhyming sentence. Ta.
(Danabnormal, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

Fuck off

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

that doesn't rhyme.
wotcher mush.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

Hello smelly

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

JMG JMG
CANCER OF THE SSG
FRIZ AND STICKY UP THE DUFF
ONE'S STILL BORN LUCKILY ENOUGH.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

o.0

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

WE DIDN'T START THE WOBBLE

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

I think we should do Confrontation again

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

SSG, SSG, about to die of canerous lethergeeee
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

spam, ban, and cancer
no it doesn't rhyme. Cunt off.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

Everyone hates you.
All anyone on b3ta has talked about for the past 5 years is how we wished you were dead.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)