Right then. SSG tribute thread.
Songs about cancer/illness.

'Whilst My cock gently weeps' by the Beatles.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)

"great balls of fire"
I want that played when I'm cremated, anyway.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

ma osot
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

mighty fine idea, Eddie

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

i fucking knew a pun thread was coming
:((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

Blame Planearm And His Exciting Life.
I wasn't joking when I said I'd rather see Friz post a thread.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

Everything's going pretty well in my life at the moment
I've enough attention being paid to me
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

GO ON. ASK ME WHY MY LIFE IS SO AMAZING RIGHT NOW
Geez...
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

Miscarriage?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

Amazing for him, not us.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

And gonzo and Supermatt
who are buying the little corpse to spit roast while they watch Eurotrash.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)

That's the most unpleasant mental image I've ever had.
Well, apart from the one involving Syncubus and Bou meeting in the flesh.

:(
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)

You would so like me to stick my middle-toe-like penis into your misses.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

Cunt

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

Well, unless she is planning on a cesarean miscarriage, I expect so.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

Try and guess what number I'm think of, and here's a clue, it's not 5.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

348

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

Nope, guess again.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

6.22

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

Is it 5?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU DEVIL MAN !
hahaha, so, family guy, yeah', it's good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

No it isn't.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

We had a good Family Guy vs. The Simpsons thread going last night.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

Damn, I must have missed that.
Can you run me through the highlights please.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

I got angry.
Everything else was a side issue.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

It was pretty much split down the middle.
Then we brought Futurama and American Dad into it.
What a thread it turned out to be!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

Futurama isn't a bad way to spend half an hour,
but it's not even on the same planet as Family Guy and the Simpsons (har har space joke)
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)

shit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

You don't need to announce yourself,
I can see your username when you post.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

that was almost as shit as Master of T... oh

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)

almost,
but not quite.

It was however, as shit as mr horrible

I'm in self defense mode here
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

Carefull now, we can't have two topical cartoon debates inside the same week.
I might change my opinion or something, and Play.com haven't delivered the DVDs from yesterday's one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

Jurassic Bark is on the cartoon episode that made me drop a tear of sadness

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY !
Did anyone mention South Park?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)

South park was funny when I was 12

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

Towards the end of the thread.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

What about Spitting Image?
Someone should have mentioned that.

I'm gutted to have missed it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

not a cartoon

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

king of the hill?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

IMO not very good.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

took itself a bit too seriously,
even up to the point of being embarrassingly moralising at times. Kind of odd for a cartoon. At least it wasn't lolwacky.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

YES ! GET-IN-THERE-TRICKY !
Right outta the ball park.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

OH man ! Let's debate this one.
I think it's still a cartoon, maybe, depends on your definition, I could be wrong.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

It's a puppet show.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

monkey dust

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

fucking awful

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

I've accidently started the whole debate again.
People weren't this angry last night. Except for HBLC. He was fucking tamping.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

Fuck off ya' cunt.
WHO'S A WANKER? WHO'S A WANKER? WHO'S THAT WANKER WITH A DIFFERENT OPINON TO MINE?
JackAction's the wanker with a different-opinon-to-mine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

Aw man :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

Soz dude, didn't mean to harsh your buzz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

"The baby talks."
"He says HAHA."
"And the dog talks."
"Saxomophone."
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)

i just dont get family guy
its rubbish
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

it's like a cartoon sketch show
only with less than 5 minutes of actual material per episode
( well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)

Too many cutscenes,
not enough making sense. But The Simpsons had been going on for far too long and had started to show signs of succumbing to the inevitable progress of entropy, so it made a nice change for a while before the "wtf why am I watching this?" started to set in.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

train spastic

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

Personaly, I'm quite jellous, i'ld quite like to play with a train cockpit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

fuck all in there paul
i saw just a seat and a switch. disappointed ent the word
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

haha, that's still too complicated for bogus
he's only allowed to work the ticket machine and ding the bell
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)

according to gonz down there he pushes the train along too
he must be raking it in
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

Didn't you look in that cabinate where they keep the pixies and fairy dust, that controls the goblins who push the train along?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)

:(
i sat in the drivers seat banging up the window like a drooling tard
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

rosalicious in 'sittiing in a different chair and trying to act normal' shocker

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

Tumours Too Little Too Late

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

isn't this a bit insensitive?
I don't think SSG likes many of us that much.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

this is all a bit much.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

I'll hold you, if you like
you can brum brum one of my Matchbox cars around on the floor until it all settles down
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

Look at me, I'm SSG
Pancreatic tragedy
I'm filled with cramp
And I look like a tramp
I'm old, I'm SSG
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

YES!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

I thought you didn't approve when I made fun :(

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

I do WHEN IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

Oh good. Good.

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

I'm not that tough a taskmaster really.
I'm sure Sexface has it in him to be funny too.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

See, my comedy talents usually peaks at "rewrite lyrics to songs"
It's a very half-arsed approach to comedy. But, hey, I've got a living out of it.
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

pun thread eh

( well, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

AND IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE WITH A CANCER OF THE COCK.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

Cocknubbins when did this occur??
Just logged on for first time in, like, evaaar. Please distil the last 5 years of b3ta into a single rhyming sentence. Ta.
(Danabnormal, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

Fuck off

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

that doesn't rhyme.
wotcher mush.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

Hello smelly

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

JMG JMG
CANCER OF THE SSG
FRIZ AND STICKY UP THE DUFF
ONE'S STILL BORN LUCKILY ENOUGH.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

o.0

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

WE DIDN'T START THE WOBBLE

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

I think we should do Confrontation again

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

SSG, SSG, about to die of canerous lethergeeee
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

spam, ban, and cancer
no it doesn't rhyme. Cunt off.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

Everyone hates you.
All anyone on b3ta has talked about for the past 5 years is how we wished you were dead.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

SSG?

(Woggy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

It's like GSS, but the other way round.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

He's the opposite of Hitler.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

Hello new person with self-consciously 'edgy' username.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

We gotta get gout of this place
If it's the last thing we ever do
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

Insulin or is you ain't my baby

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

Cancer you feel the love tonight

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

No no
Gland you feel the love tonight
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

Stuck in the middle with flu

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

this raised a smirk

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

I've got pancreatic cancer dabu dee dabu da
(eifel65 blue)
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

Anything by The Cure

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

tumours too young

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

Es Es Gee, oh Gee, King of Me, and my Willy.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

Lump Bamba

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

The Darkness's "Growing On Me"

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

Catheter Stevens - Pee Strain
(Peace Train)
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

I walk the red line on the floor of the hospital which guides the way to the terminal cancer ward.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

AC/DC - Givin' The Dog A Bone Marrow Transplant

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

Or ABBA's "gimme gimme gimme"
'gimme gimme gimme a double lung transplant
won't somebody help me take these shadows away
I need some new bits 'tween my 'phragm and my pharynx
or I'll have carked it by the end of the day
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

Well I like it, anyway.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

Come on baby, do the lochemotion

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

Chemo chameleon.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

We Are Familial Adenomatous Polyposis
I got all my sisters with me
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

Carcinomatter what - Boyzone

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

I fought the cancer and the cancer won

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

Phil Collins - ECG Lover

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)

YES!

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)

WINNAR^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)

Hello...is it M.E you're looking for

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)

I Should Be So Leuky

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

Jolly good show.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)

Cancer In The Wind

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)

I just called to say the results are positive.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)

Will You Still Love Me Tumourow

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

That lump made me feel queasy
Doc said "benign, completely"
and then, last night, I collapsed on the floor
so will you love me... tumourow?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

Lucy In The Sky With Diabetes.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

just call my name and I wont be there
wonnnttt bee thereeeeee
wonnnnnttt beee theeeeereeee
just call my name and I wont beeee theeeeerrrrreeeeeeeee.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

(Tiny Cancer) Hold Me Closer

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

M.E and my girl

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

darn, you started a pun thread ages ago, it's too late to reply here with anything witty or amusing
start another one:

Butchers film club, or artists song book
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)