I had a dream the other night
That my boyfriends friends had organised for him to get married the next day, to a horse. At first he thought it was funny, but then he thought it was a good idea.
I was upset because I thought the only reason he agreed to getting married to a horse was because it would mean he wouldn't have to marry me.

How sad.
( Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)

missy
this is /talk, i think people get banned for posting cute stuff

but this is lully
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

Dude, sorry.
I didn't realise that you were actually spasticated.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

show
me
your

bumhole?
( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)

This has NOTHING to do with horses

( Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

ffs mongy
1. msn
2. say you don´t believe they´re a real girl
3. webcam
4. i don´t believe your boobs are so big
5. webcam
6. i promise i won´t show anyone
7. 4chan
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)