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bad dreams...
so what bad dreams or nightmares have you had recently?

After playing left 4 dead.. I had a dream i got chased by zombies, and had to see my brother get ´huntered´ alive. then come face to face with a witch in the sewers.. woke up in a sweat..

then a few nights ago i dreamt i was flying from gibraltar to madrid (i hate flying) and suddenly over barajas airport i did a vertical dive crash into the runway.. woke up bolt upright scaring the crap outa my cat sleeping on my bare chest who scratched the shit out of me in fear.

what´s your recent bad dreams?
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)
I had a dream the other night
That my boyfriends friends had organised for him to get married the next day, to a horse. At first he thought it was funny, but then he thought it was a good idea.
I was upset because I thought the only reason he agreed to getting married to a horse was because it would mean he wouldn't have to marry me.

How sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
missy
this is /talk, i think people get banned for posting cute stuff

but this is lully
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
Dude, sorry.
I didn't realise that you were actually spasticated.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
show
me
your

bumhole?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
This has NOTHING to do with horses

(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
ffs mongy
1. msn
2. say you don´t believe they´re a real girl
3. webcam
4. i don´t believe your boobs are so big
5. webcam
6. i promise i won´t show anyone
7. 4chan
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
I'm quite angry that you missed an easy 'Friz as a Boomer' joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
What, like the ice lolly?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
haha :D
BLEURGH
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
it's all bad
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
whoa, bed times, imagine that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
Oh wow I play Left for Dead.
Don't want to play with you though cause you sound pretty weird and that.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
well if you play PC version gaz me your steam ID
i only post some weird things here to see the reactions out of pure boredom
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
Do you have any idea how irrevoacbly damaged my sterling reputation would be if I played video games with some weirdo from b3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
me and rebel biscuit and coast of yemen have some good games
even my french accountant at work plays it (ffs, he´s on 50/52 achievements).

worth a shot, trying versus more now as played the hell out of the rest.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
Woah this is uncomfortable.
Don't quite know how to say this cause you sound a nice person and that but I really don't want to play video games with you. Contemplating telling you to fuck off at the end of this post but decided against it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
I don't have much to add to this subthread, can I just reiterate the fact that you are quite shit and boring?
thanks, I feel more involved now
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
i just re-read it
fucking boring agreed

now who the fuck has a link to this 3 guys 1 hammer shit? i can´t find fuck all on it... just forum threads
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
I'd really suggest not watching it.
It's not one of those shock sites where you maybe get a bit of a laugh out of it, it is genuinely fucked up and horrible.

I wish I wasn't a curious cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
hmmm. ok fair do.
make me feel like an internet virgin why don´t you
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
I'm saving your soul.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
I didn't mean just your last few posts, I mean generally you are shit and boring and unfunny

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
is it me or do all your posts contribute zero content of interest

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
yeah, that's you all right

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
Shit, could someone help me pick up all of these spoons?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
I'll give you the link but you have to take the wank challenge on it and actually knock one out to it.
As evidence I want to see your semen on the front page of today's newspaper with the video playing in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
fucking hell, you are shit and boring

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
just saying, like

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
Go easy on this shit and boring spastic yo.
He's just trying to be less shit and boring.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
I was just making an observation, no offence, forum banter

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
Go and click that post where mongy said he wished Friz was dead.
More popular page posts should wish death on people.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
link please, can't be arsed scrolling

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6283250
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
Oh yer job done.
Let's make a load of posts from a load of different people wishing Friz was dead. If the popular page was full of posts wishing Friz was dead, that'd make Friz feel pretty bad which would in turn make me feel like, really good about myself.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
I wish Friz would just die.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
haha friz sounds like it could be the name of a dog.

(Harold Alperts Love Driver, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
i wish you guys weren't such boring sheep

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
I wish rigby was dead.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
so spelling is subjective then you sad case
why stay if you hate it soo much?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
I wish Friz would decompose.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
i don't remember them when I wake up sometimes.

(Harold Alperts Love Driver, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
i had a dream once

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
Did someone shoot you soon afterwards?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
did it involve black guys

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
Sounds terrible.
I never have bad dreams, just odd ones.

The other day I had a dream where I was fishing. I caught a big black fish with purple eyes. I put it back in the water. End of dream.

Can't remember whether or not I was in a bivvy
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
This post was better when I read 'fishing' as 'fisting'

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
Fantastic thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)