it was one of them gave me the belleh

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)

You want to take it in the arse more often
Slightly less chance of sproggage.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:38, archived)

Mykey's Tips For Parents, now £14.99 at your local Borders

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)

It comes with a free empty packet of pickled onion monster munch
for when you get caught up in the moment
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)

on the salt'n'vinegar strokes

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)

I find bumsex uncomfortable and not at all erotic.

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)

Oh see that just makes it all the more sexy

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)

My missus has gone all 'back door' lately
It's a bit of a worry
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)

Bite on a pillow, you'll get used to it eventually

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)

Blood isn't the worst lube...

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)

I set 'em up...

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:00, archived)

oh for fucks sake

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)