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I'm off to work where I have no internet connection.
HAHAHAH!
And the scum next door are shouting at each other again.
AHAHAHAHAH!
And I had peanut butter for breakfast.
HAHAAHAHAH!
And I need to shit.
HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:09, archived)
This all comes as a great relief.
Shame about Friz dying though. I didn't think he was nearly as shit as some of the other noobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:10, archived)
Friz died?
Is there a peeled whale in Michael Jackon's Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:14, archived)
It's just occured to me
Was his name pronounced Frizz, or Frits? Only I don't want to make a completely fool of myself at the memorial concert.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)
I think he changed his username from Fritz to Friz

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)
This never happened
You can't just write a false history about me.

Shitcunt.
(__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:21, archived)
I said "I think"
Fatty fat fat fatty friz it is then.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:24, archived)
You are nine kinds of shit

(__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
list them please, zombie friz

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)

shit, good shit, dogshit, bullshit, batshit, apeshit, no shit sherlock, horseshit, and you sunk my battleshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)
Where the fuck is there a T in my name
It's "Friz".

Be more sensitive.
(__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:21, archived)
Who the fuck are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
It's a GHOST!

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
you forgot the 'g-g-g-'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)
he's a c-c-c-c...

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:52, archived)
who is, spong?
in that case, a c-c-c-cor blimey, a pregnant man?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
PREGNANT AGAIN jesus HOW MANY BELLIES DO YOU NEED?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
Four. Like a COW
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
HELLO MOOOOOOOO I AM A COW I HAVE COW EYES AND FLIES AND EVERYTHING

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
*tickles udders*

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
RED ELENOR ROCKET HOW DARE YOU!
*grabs you by the ear and drags you away*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
Awwwwm MUM!

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
I'd rather have a piece of t-t-t-toast

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
Ha ha.
Desree, modern poet.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
Sckeeby deeby bup-bah Evening news, cats yeah!
*bongos*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)
you read dinosaur comics
i could just hug you for that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
Foreva in R Hartz , RIP John Shittleworth

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
RIP Ondray Da Giant. Wiv da angles now

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
I'm staying at home where I have internet connection
and an endless supply of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:14, archived)
and what if you run out of milk

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)
I bet some women just squirt a bit of their own in when no one's looking

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:58, archived)
MAKE ME TEA

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)
I think baldmonkey should take his online greatness to Britains got talent
He should sit on the stage with laptop connected to a projector screen and show everyone how great he is.

I am sure he would win.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:14, archived)
I'm going to spend today
analysing the distribution of H and A in your post to find the hidden message. Then I will obey.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:15, archived)
Hello I have a belleh.

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)
*wubwubwub*

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)

h nd
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
it was one of them gave me the belleh

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
You want to take it in the arse more often
Slightly less chance of sproggage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:38, archived)
Mykey's Tips For Parents, now £14.99 at your local Borders

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
It comes with a free empty packet of pickled onion monster munch
for when you get caught up in the moment
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)
on the salt'n'vinegar strokes

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
I find bumsex uncomfortable and not at all erotic.

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
Oh see that just makes it all the more sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)
My missus has gone all 'back door' lately
It's a bit of a worry
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)
Bite on a pillow, you'll get used to it eventually

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
Blood isn't the worst lube...

(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
I set 'em up...

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:00, archived)
oh for fucks sake

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
fuck orf
took me two hours to get to work today
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:18, archived)
Wrong train?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:33, archived)
loltrainmong

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:36, archived)
rofltrainspazlol

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:38, archived)
Just had 4 days off during
a "churn". @ least the dog got walked for a change.
Over 200 non-spam from 3 inboxes.
'king'ell. I've got to unsub from some of those.
On a tangent I have 4 copies of "A Secret Country" by John Pilger on my shelves - n e 1 want 1?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:33, archived)
Some of that makes sense.
Is English your second language?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:36, archived)
I changed ISP's
(hence the term "churn" maybe it's an Aussie ISP thing) & I was moderately surprised that I had over 200 messages in my 3 inboxes.
Also I have 4 copies of this - catalogue.nla.gov.au/Record/18448 & I wondered if any b3tans would like a copy.
No, Japanese is the only other language I know.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
im scared and confused

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:39, archived)
70,000+
I've been saying it for months, why does no one listen?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
because you're a shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:10, archived)
I'd comfort you but you'd have to put up with a sly titting up.
I'm not sure that you're amenable to that.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
I've just seen Emma Watson flashing her underwear.
In the Mail, no less. Just thought I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
i knew her when she was nice and not stuck up
BACK IN THE DAY
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)