I don't know who schnell is...
so I choose to ignore you and instead sit down and try and comb my pubes into some sort of hilarious form.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

Into horns with hair-gel, then you can sexily hang
your underwear on it for the ladies.
( Druid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)

yeah!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)

If you're daring, you could paint eyes on your old boy and call him your 'Little White Bull'.
No talk of milking time, mind.
( Druid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)