What do you get if you cross Star Wars and vampires?
NosferR2D2!
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

Get out.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

What do you get if you cross Transformers and potatoes?
Optimash Prime.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

What's the Star Wars capital of North Korea?
C3Pyongyang
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

What do you call a bee that doesn't die after it stung you?
A Zombee
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

What do you get if you cross Star Wars and Star Trek?
Star Trek. Wait...
( Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

What do you call a sith lord when they're being silly?
Dartht.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

What do you call a naughty Jedi with a lisp that can make flour finer?
A Sith.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

What do you call a Sith lord country music artist?
Darth Brooks
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

Jesus.
You tedious spastic, haven't you got some women to terrify instead?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

haha
i've no idea if there's any context behind this but as an outburst of pointless internet rage it works
( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

What do you call the son of god who get you your newspaper and irons your shirts?
Jeevesus
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

Jokes make The Marsh angry
Got it.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

careful now
he might impose, wait for it, Marshial Law
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

DING DING DING
The joke bell is being rung!
( Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

I have toothache
and I my fred perry cardigan has a hole in the armpit
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

I'm sorry about that, but this is really no place for such an outburst.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

What do you call the son of god in a cat that sat on the mat eating green eggs and ham with will i am?
Dr JeSeuss
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

What did Sylvester the cat say when jesus showed him his new moustache made from nails?
Sufferin' succojesutache
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

What do you call a Robot with a Drop D guitar and a Dreidel?
RJewDetuned.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

What uses the force to go trainspotting?
Anorakin Skywalker
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)