He'd be skinny within a week
It took him 2 hours in M&S once to decide what to have for lunch. I'm not even joking.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

he just needs gentle steering is all.
and if that doesn't work you shout at him in the restaurant until he starts to rock and sob and pees his pants
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

it can happen
sometimes i go into a supermarket and never even manage to make a choice, just walk back out
( well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

Sometimes I swing too early for a BLT and end up face planting in the pasta tubs.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)