This question has plauged me too.
I'm not going to lie, I'm not an educated man. I come from humble beginings, I have built and lost buisness empires in my short lifespan. Whores and Phsycatrists alike have not been able to begin to fatherm what haunts me at night. I wish, I wish upon stars, I pray, I pray to gods, and I google, google for the awnsers... all of which return empty.

Ohh internets, could you please explain this Eggy Cup thing is, please. For then, I can truely die a happy man.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

I think you get and egg, a cup
and then get Chuck Norris to stare at it until it mashes itself.
(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)

But what about us mear plebs?
I hear Chuck Norris is going to play the part of Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris: The Chuckening.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

I heard
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

I heard nothing about eggy cups though.
(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

LOOO-ZAH, make up your own ones.
I heard Chuck Noris doesn't need a PIN number, he just stares at the machine into giving him money. Incidently, that's where the expresion 'hole in the wall' comes from.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer

(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

Jog on 'till you can make up your own ones.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

I did make it up!
I added the caps.
(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)