What's the largest animal
you could throw over a regulation sized petrol pump?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

umm......... a small pony.

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

How small?
I need to let Esso know pronto.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

6 hands.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

Well it's hardly worth it
for that size.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

8 hands.... ish

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

hmm
I'll have to check. Will you be shot putting it, or whirling it around by the tail like a hammer?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Shot put

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

Fuck off,
that's racist against horses.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

dammit!

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)