So, how about that cricket eh?
In all seriousness, what the fuck was Kevin Pietersen doing, and if he has the temerity to blame his helmet I'll kick him in his other helmet.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

KP dun bad.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

Stupid Rhodesian Cunt

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

I'm still rather fond of him though.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

I'm I'd fond of fondle
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Iv'e met you. you are definately a lady
you ribbish at cricket yeah.
?gonz
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

Oh I am fairly shit at cricket, but I still enjoy listening/watching it.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

What's the score?
15 Love?
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

30 honey-pie

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

45 sweetie

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

gay, set and match

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

What's all this racket?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

New balls please.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

I know nothing about cricket
ask me a question.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

What's your favourite colour?
EDIT
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

green
to match my jealousy.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Wrong!
The answer is Turquoise, Turquoise!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

it isn't though
that colour is a little gay.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

It's your favourite colour....
jeez, homo.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

no
it's rubbish. I WON'T HAVE IT.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

You don't really have a choice.
Sorry...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

FINE!
*stomps off upstairs*
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

No tea for you with that attitude.
You're grounded.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

If me and me mates pull our resources together and get, say, twenty five quid....
... what could we expect?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

Banana bread.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

Hahaha.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

kick in the nuts?

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

What about thirty quid?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

Sorry, I'm not sure if haggling is the done thing in this situation.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

I think I shall be highly offended by you.

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

Oooh =(
I'm only intiating in forum banter that is in the vain of this website's key demographic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

it looks like you caused offence, sad times

( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

*turns back to you*

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

Surely he has to pay extra for that?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

I'm shunning him
not offering my bot-bot!
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

Sorry, I completely misread the situation.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

Hah, I was just about to reply with this same awnser.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

*shuns*

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Hah, yeah', right.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Will you one day change your name to Jenjamin by deed poll?

( in vino veritas, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

no
but I don't have a middle name, as yet. I've been considering 'ninjalady'
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

What's the largest animal
you could throw over a regulation sized petrol pump?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

umm......... a small pony.

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

How small?
I need to let Esso know pronto.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

6 hands.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

Well it's hardly worth it
for that size.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

8 hands.... ish

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

hmm
I'll have to check. Will you be shot putting it, or whirling it around by the tail like a hammer?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Shot put

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

Fuck off,
that's racist against horses.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

dammit!

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

How do you eat yours?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

with relish

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

Wrong answer.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

show me your bumhole?

( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

after 9 o'clock.

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

aww, i've got to go to bed at half eight, :(((((((((

( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

gutted!

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

i'll ask mum if i can stay up later

( mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

Will you go on a date with MoT?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

I've heard he doesn't even have a penis.

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

He has.
With this new information, what do you say?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

yeah.
ok then.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Ok.
When are you free?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

*shrugs*
I'm an internet girl. I'm either very fat and minky or a man. I spend all my time here, so I obviously have no plans/life. So whenever.
( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

Don't do yourself down love.
That's my job after 10 years of wedlock.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

:oD

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

You're having 2 more kids by the way
Benjinho and Benji Jr.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

am I fuck!

( jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

yes, you and me are fuck,
after fuck, babby is formed.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

You knew it was coming though. Gets himself settled then always seems to play a ridiculous shot.
It's all very well having a pre-meditated shot, but for fuck sake, back out of it if the ball is 3 foot wide of you.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

Yeah. Ridiculous. Yeah.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

could he score 300 if he tried?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

No.
He's not the sort of player to concentrate for that long.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

i've seen your predictions before
this is good news
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

OK Jodie.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

Hooray!
This joke is still my favourite.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

*validates*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

I know nothing about cricket and care even less
I blame Kevin Pietersen's helmet.
( in vino veritas, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

His fireman's helmet?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

Yeah, sure
Why not?
( in vino veritas, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

HAHA!
You blame his willy... geddit?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

( in vino veritas, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

:)

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

Yeah. Cricket. Yeah.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

Quite.

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

Have you got your latitude tickets yet Doc?

( magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

I don't like cricket
I can't enjoy any game that can last for 3 days then end in a draw due to some rain.
( magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

Philistine.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

hi al
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

I'm sure I could get into 20Twenty
How long does that usually last? An hour or so?
( magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

Go to the finals day
3 matches, a Mascots race and Bumble being genuinely triffic.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

Bumble is a national treasure.
Had me cracked up today while he got confused about Twitter.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

2-3 hours.
It's an excellent spectator sport.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

Dear Magnum
Thank you very much for your lovely reply. It was very thoughtful of you and I will get much use out of it.

Hope to see you next year,

Yours,

The Marsh
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

Fucking hell
The fucking TEMERITY of it all!
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

I know
i know.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)