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I have a girlfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
How furious has this news made the internet, Karl?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
This is the first they've heard.
The effects remain to be seen.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
I predict a silent at first, but highly critical internet.
Especially if dinners are delayed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
Hey look! I found a Mac user!
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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
He's probably called me bald many times over.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
A shadowy figure emerges from a dark corner of the room...
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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
YOU HAVEN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND, YOU CUNTING LIAR.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
I HAVE.
SHE'S AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
I SUPPOSE MUM CAN BE A GIRLFRIEND

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
SHUT UP SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
it depends how much she's paid

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
Does she ''speakaaa njet Ingleesh''?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)