Right. I'm back!
*JMG Intro Music*

How's the nation of Whales?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

I have a girlfriend.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

How furious has this news made the internet, Karl?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

This is the first they've heard.
The effects remain to be seen.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

I predict a silent at first, but highly critical internet.
Especially if dinners are delayed.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

Hey look! I found a Mac user!
randomn.es/images/783aa6f684c9c72b5f6b934d6c9efd5a.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

He's probably called me bald many times over.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

A shadowy figure emerges from a dark corner of the room...
randomn.es/images/4db60008a819c7f18c8a2349241bf40d.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

YOU HAVEN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND, YOU CUNTING LIAR.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

I HAVE.
SHE'S AWESOME
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

I SUPPOSE MUM CAN BE A GIRLFRIEND

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

it depends how much she's paid

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

Does she ''speakaaa njet Ingleesh''?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

I´m having a bit of a boogie to Fake Blood

( broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

Getting drunk.
But wearing a tie, so as to remain classy.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

Fine
I have a question though.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Fire.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Civics
Are you impressed with the newest one. I have mixed feelings.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

NEEDS MORE TYPE R.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

FOR REVENGE!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

I haz one :D
Final Edition old style, not new model though :(
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)

I'm not jealous at all.
Not when I have a 1.6 Astra Club.
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:(
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

Astras are nice.
I could have got a metallic blue VXR instead of the Civic, but everyone reckoned the Astra would have been kicked about because it's a turbo.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

They are, but I hate having a 1.6. Had to settle for it as I wanted a holiday this year and other goodies.
Still managed to crash the fucker in the snow though.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

I use the bus to work and don't really do many miles, thats how I afford mine.
Mine has big wide tyres and is bad in snow too.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

Let me get this straight. You've bought a nice car and get the bus to work?
Really?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

Yes.
I only work 2 miles away, and in the city, plus I don't get parking at work and it's all yellow lines round about it.
It takes 25 minutes in the car and 20 on the bus because of one ways and bus lanes.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

Oh.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

Mine handles fine in the snow, but I went out to piss about.
It was a mistake.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)

Maybe if you booked your holiday with a respectable travel agency,
you'd have more money left over for a new car.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

I had no choice in the matter, it was all forced on me.
If I had a choice, I would have suggested going to Wales to get a holiday from Alex in Chomas Took.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

You could have driven here in your lovely new car.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

She's so dumped.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

Yes. I have the new model.
I like the style. I'm getting a new car in 18 months though.
I'm only changing cars for the requirement of something fresh and new.

I'd gladly stick with, if I had to. A lovely car. 8 JMG's out of 10.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)

An impressive score.
I'm afraid I wont be getting that model as my height and seat position make it a bugger to see out the back of for parking in three door form, and I think the Type R is only in three door. :(

If I didn't have to park or pull into other lanes i'd be fine.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

Correct. 3 door only in R-Type.
The spoiler is VERY restrictive. I just use my wing mirrors more.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

are you following that twitter bot I made?
or is a tubby impostor?
( MrA, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

That's me.
Probably.

LLCoolJMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

I thought it was a bot.
What decides what's posted.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

Smashing, ta!!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

I've been watching this JMG
I know this isn't /Links but what the hell.

Hitler hears the bad news
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

Haha, I do like those.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

I think it´s only if its a new post the LINKS BOARD QOTW nazis come out
I could be wrong though.
( broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

rofl at the Cleveland bit!

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

That Adolf keeps up with popular culture!

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

It was.... dare I say...."LOLOCAUST"

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

pfft

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

Oh man that's so good.
I've told twitter.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

cracking Jimmy george

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

HOW FOR NOW
WHY AM I DRIPPING IN OOZE

/Ghostbusters 2 FiveUSA
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

I am just dandy.
I went for a run earlier and got shouted at by a gypsy.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

Did she sell you some ray bans?

( broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

She did.
''Fresh from some daft cunt in Spain'' she said.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

I was hoping it was more thrashy.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)