sometimes i forget to put them in

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

well as long as you leave them in a glass of cillit bang
they'll be fine, grandma
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)

teeth or tampons?
that could explain the windowsill thing. You're getting ready in the morning, it's all going fine, you spot a lovely pair of shoes in Grazia and BAM! slips your mind, and the little fella is left on the windowsill instead.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)