I point and wink at the barriers and they just open
Same goes for bus drivers.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

truth: My dad is a tube driver so I get a staff nominee pass.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

Fuck you and your Dad.

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)

You wish, I'd make my testicle jets take off from your runway chin

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

a tube driver so I get a staff nominee pass Bert from Mary Poppins
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)