Overly made up southern slapper whose sole ambition is to be in Heat magazine.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

Now you're just describing Wormulus

( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)

We've got plenty of those up North n'all.
Just that the skirts are shorter and the thighs are more thunderous.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)