I HAVE ASPARAGUS

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)

Poach them, on a bed of asparagus, on an english muffin.
You could do the whole lot in the microwave and it would be nothing short of WIN.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)

that sounds fantastically tasty.
I might do this for our lunch at the weekend.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)

=D
Asparagus, sprinkle with sea-salt, cover with butter, microwave for about 5 minuites... it concnetrates the flavour, keeps a slight crunch, yet is nice and soft.
Egg. Crack in a mug, fill mug most of the way with water, microwave for about 1:20, then check it every 10 seconds until about 1:40... warning; they can explode.
Muffin: Cut in half, toast (but half way, don't leave it all the way).
Assemble; Muffin bottom, aspagous layer with poured on melted butter, fish out the egg and put on top.

That should get cr3's knickers off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

Cor
I'm bookmarking this for later, thanks :D I'll let you know if I got lucky or not.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)

It makes wee smell funny

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)

I don't make a habit of smelling my wee

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)

Neither do I
but by breathing through your nose it will happen sooner or later
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)

So do Sugar Puffs.

( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)

I've not had sugar puffs in years

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)