Hey JMG, how's things?

( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

whooooop!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/supermattnewhair.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm so fucking sexy

( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

Christ, it's my sister.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

That turns you on more, right?

( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

Were you really good at school, and consequently praised as a god in human form?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

...
yes?
( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

Bloody hell, you really ARE my sister!
Wait a sec, I'm just going to get the handcuffs.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

This can only end well

( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

Canny, Matt.. Canny.
I've been trying on my array of suits this morning, trying to find one for tomorrow.
I'm dressing, and impressing.

This evening sees drinks with the lads as one of them is getting married tomorrow.
Like many b3tans, I shall be drinking. But that's where it ends.
I highly doubt I'll be on here later to tell everyone EXACTLY what I drank and how ROFL it all was.
Before falling out with JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

Dressing to impress, eh?
No doubt the ladies will love you, which will result in many a wobble, here, at b3ta towers.
( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

They'll all be everybody's mother. Or something along those lines.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

Surely there will be brides maids?
If not, dress up Handsome Gav, I'm sure he could pull it of.
( SuperMatt, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

Squadron Ravishing are attending, but shall be sat with me.
We're keeping a slight distance from the to do.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)