I actually did a little lol at this post.
Was it meant to be intentionally funny?
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

No.
I really am going shopping with my girlfriend. Who is real.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

can I come?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

I don't know...
I assumed that was what that massive blackman relica cock dildo was used for.
( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

The same sort we found in your mum's closet?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

No.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)

Why not?
I'm epically bored.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

I don't want you creeping her out.
Besides, she's a West Ham fan, she'd kick your head in.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

Why would a west ham fan want to kick my head in any more than an Arsenal fan?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

No idea.
She hates Spurs fans though.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

Yeah, well, I once had FULL-SEX with a woman, offline.

( WormuIus, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

YEAH.
WELL. I HAD FULL SEX WITH 2 WOMEN. OFFLINE. AND THEY SAID IT WAS GOOD.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)