Oh, man!
SWEEET!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

Oh good God.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)

It has an AC button. This surely is the phone of dreams
If I had one of these at work, I wouldn't let myself catch swine flu
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

I don't know hgow I've not noticed this before
but my mouth and ear get uncomfortably warm during prolonged telephonation and would certainly benefit from airconditioning from the handset
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:16, archived)

yes
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

NSFW!!!!!

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH!!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

what is this i dont even
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

you need to get out more
the fresh air will do you good
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

observational comedy.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

I'M FUCKING BRILLIANT.
/ac
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

Shoe Phone on Head?
2.bp.blogspot.com/_LVOUMIfDuEk/SRvaJ0LFuYI/AAAAAAAAAaU/JxsMPO6UfVk/s320/2-1.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)

Is it wrong to think of a t-shirt design.
With a shoe and shoe on head as the tag?
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)

It's a great idea.
Do it.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

That's a big calculator!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

FILTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)