My da is an avid golfer and was at a tournament where Jasper Carrott was playing.
My da offered to caddy for him and he pretty much just laughed in my da's face. So my da went and caddied for Steve Davis who was ACE. My da's own words 'I met Jasper Carrott today. Tara, he was a right cunt'.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)

tell you what
that lineker, right cunt
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)

My housemate nutmegged his son at a christening once.
I hope it was the one that had leukemia.
( Malchick, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)

ha ha ha ha

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)