My local ran out of change!

What kind of pub runs out of change before 9 on a Saturday night?

So I came home to drink here and do a little more work.
How sad i am.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

Next time you go in
pay them with the contents of your penny jar!


you do have a penny jar?
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

I have a 1 pound jar
parking meters in Lon'on are 8 pounds an hour so I need handfuls of the things.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

how much per hour????
thieving rapscallions!
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

I have a compartment in the car stuffed with pound coins
It's highway robbery, AND I had to pay 8 pounds for the privilege of driving my car down the narrow congested badly repaired streets AS WELL as pay to park.

edit/ They just put the congestion charge up to 8 pounds
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

may i suggest
moving up t'north and doing your work on t'intercock?

edit: mind you, you must be earning it........
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

I would love to
but all my meetings and the studios and actors and musicians are here. It would be too much travel AND pay the charges.
It's bad enough that I now have a 50 minute train journey since I moved (used to be 20 minutes).
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)

one day,
I shall come to London and you can show me these so called musicians, actors and things.


after that, we can go on the piss :)
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

HOW FUCKING MUCH?!

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

City of Westminster standard rate (Soho area where I ply my trade)
and they jump on you if you are one minute over.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

Is that
jump on you in a lustful rip your clothes off manner?

/plans to shortchange London parking meter blog
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

Fucking hell that's absolutely scandalous!
I take it you can claim this back?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

I own my company but I do claim it against taxes

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

Bloody hell
£8 an hour...should charge it to your customers
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)