It's gone 9 on
a saturday night and i'm sober...

This. Isn't. Good.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

He's gonna bloooooooooooow!

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

I think you misread it
he said he is sober
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

Drink some turps substitute.

( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

or just drink the real thing

/is also not drunked on a Saturday night despite just coming from the pub
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

what a waste
of money then :)
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

My local ran out of change!

What kind of pub runs out of change before 9 on a Saturday night?

So I came home to drink here and do a little more work.
How sad i am.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

Next time you go in
pay them with the contents of your penny jar!


you do have a penny jar?
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

I have a 1 pound jar
parking meters in Lon'on are 8 pounds an hour so I need handfuls of the things.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

how much per hour????
thieving rapscallions!
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

I have a compartment in the car stuffed with pound coins
It's highway robbery, AND I had to pay 8 pounds for the privilege of driving my car down the narrow congested badly repaired streets AS WELL as pay to park.

edit/ They just put the congestion charge up to 8 pounds
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

may i suggest
moving up t'north and doing your work on t'intercock?

edit: mind you, you must be earning it........
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

I would love to
but all my meetings and the studios and actors and musicians are here. It would be too much travel AND pay the charges.
It's bad enough that I now have a 50 minute train journey since I moved (used to be 20 minutes).
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)

one day,
I shall come to London and you can show me these so called musicians, actors and things.


after that, we can go on the piss :)
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

HOW FUCKING MUCH?!

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

City of Westminster standard rate (Soho area where I ply my trade)
and they jump on you if you are one minute over.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

Is that
jump on you in a lustful rip your clothes off manner?

/plans to shortchange London parking meter blog
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

Fucking hell that's absolutely scandalous!
I take it you can claim this back?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

I own my company but I do claim it against taxes

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

Bloody hell
£8 an hour...should charge it to your customers
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

Me too
I have to be a t a Christening tomorrow morning and I don't want a hangover
( Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

I have a flight
at 8.30 am. I have friends going out tonight to get pissed. I'm very tempted to join them and then just head to the airport at silly o'clock to get on my plane like a smelly drunk tramp.
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

:)
www.b3ta.com/talk/628804
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

Argh! Christenings are the work of the devil.
I have to go to work again tomorrow (I've been back from today's stint for half an hour). My colleague starts on another team on Monday leaving me to do the work of three people (we're also a person down) for the next ten weeks while they fuck about trying to get someone in to replace her. Not very happy at the moment...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

I misread that
as Christians are the work of the devil. Then I realised it couldn't be so as you are not Mykeyboy
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

its alrigfh
im making up for you, yay!
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)