why on earth,
would the frenchies want them? :)
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

It's certainly debatable who to feel more sorry for.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

To be said in a strong Brummie accent

Wife: Where have you been?
Husband: Fishing in the canal
Wife: Did you catch anything?
Husband: Yes, I caught a whale.
Wife: You caught a whale in the canal?!

Husband: Yes, A bicycle whale.
( Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

Pffft!

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

Noddy Holder goes into his favourite gents' outfitters.
He says to the assistant "I'd like one of those awful brown suits with a hyowge collar like I used to wear in the Seventies, please!"
The guy says "Certainly, Noddy. Do you want a kipper tie as well?"
"Ta very much, two sugars!"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/628889
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

I like the way you went to the bother of linking it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)