I think I might have enjoyed it ten years ago,
a 14 year old literally threw herself at me on my first night there, so not all bad then.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

and you were 26, right?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

30 :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)

Even I managed to get a shag in Newquay
*sighs wistfully*
( broadsword, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

I thankfully avoided that hazard.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)

Personally I had a guillemot.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)

Did you do it in front a bunch of terns
you filthy bastard?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)

MOOSIE

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)