Why wouldn't you?
Or do you just not wear rings?
( Bats, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)

I'm a musician and I just don't like it.
My dad never wore his ring due to him used to being a printer and loads of people would get their fingers pulled off.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)

also true for most watersports.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)

and a number of mechanics
and builders. And womanising salesmen.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)

Indeed. Whenever I've tried to slip my finger into a ring whilst pissing on someone they usually get a bit funny.
Then again what do you expect at the gents urinals...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)

George Michael.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)

"and now, Jo Whiley presents an intimate concert form the lavs at Wembley....."

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)