when a bloke expresses a liking for freakishly large tits, I can't help thinking, were you bottle fed or something?
more than a handful's a waste
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)

I have two hands, and am happy to alternate between breasts.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)

I go for the personality.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

...and hope she doesn't.

( thealternativefact, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)

hahaha oooh
ZING
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)

Yep,
No one could ever love me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

I usually have sex with some right ugly female dogs
But I like they way they sniff my bum and lick me clean when were finished
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

dude
that's whack
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)

roffles I fooled you. I was lying to make everyone do roffles
didn't work roffles
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)

we shall never mention it again

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

That's not at all true
good purchase on the shaft is what you should be looking for.

SHAFT PURCHASE.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)