I'm going to go round to your house and stick food to your ceiling just outside the reach of your chubby fingers.
then film you sobbing and jumping
and use the footage to make Flubber 3: the klumps.
( WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)

He'll probably reply
once the gravy has dried on the keyboard.
( WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)

But i can easily reach the ceiling.
I suspect you'd be the one struggling to reach it, what with your weak, almost feminine arms and heavy chin dragging you down.

I imagine the scene to be like a t-rex in a pretty dress struggling to mush a cream cake into the light fitting.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

I forgot, you live under a bridge

( WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)

Its something we have in common
:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)

I know you are you said you are but what am I?

( WormuIus, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)

Clearly a closethomosexualterribletrollbully

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)