She's going to be on her period and wants to just cuddle and watch Sex & The City :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)

If it bleeds
we can kill it.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)

Nb - not recommended as an icebreaker if your woman is on.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

I put a sticky plaster over her mimsy and then fuck her in the bot bot.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

I'm considering getting her gym membership for her birthday,
am I a terrible shallow bastard or a loving boyfriend? Or a bit of both?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)

Why not call her ugly and punch her in the ovaries, for the full effect?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

Because I want to keep something in reserve for Christmas

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)

Many a fine sailor
has sailed the red sea.
( CowJam, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)